Here’s Libbys in 2007
And in 2017
Someday I’d like to see a minor motion picture. Definitely want to read the book first, though.
This just in: Scientists have finally succeeded in isolating the Jerk Gene. Unfortunately, a cure for this ubiquitous condition has yet to be discovered. In a recent interview, genetics expert Dr. Diane Sektion confirmed that the condition is not gender specific.
Gaskets help stop leaky hoses, right? So, since it’s allergy season how about a nose gasket?
For years I’ve thought I was the Cleverest because I made a sentence out of March Fourth — March forth. But it seems I’ve been outdone:
May the fourth be with you.
New word of the day: embiggened. You know right away what it means. Here’s where I actually saw it in action:
“…allowing the screen to be embiggened without making the device physically larger.”
my cat is left-handed
I knew I would need a bottom shelf for the workbench and I could tell that there had once been such an animal. But it wasn’t anywhere on the premises. My intention was to build a shelf that would not only stabilize the structure, but add storage. I found these mysterious beautiful boards in the garage that looked like they belonged to a really, really long table. Like seven feet long. (I’m trying to imagine a seven-foot table in this house.) Of course, I didn’t care what they looked like, since I would paint the shelf white.
Until I saw this. I guess I need a closeup, but the bottom shelf here is a piece of dark wood (mahogany?) that fits perfectly between the legs of the table and sits on the cross pieces. While it’s a bit worn, (character) it’s beautifully rounded on the front edge. And straight as a string (wait. it will warp now that it’s living indoors!) So, I just stuck it there and put some pots and bowls on it.
Gratitude is a currency that we can mint for ourselves, and spend without fear of bankruptcy
~ Fred De Witt Van Amburgh